Just You Wait, Billy Clinton!

 


To the tune of Just You Wait from My Fair Lady

Original lyrics and music by Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe
Parody lyrics by Dr. Amis

  (Pesante)
Just you wait, Billy Clinton; just you wait,
You'll be sorry that you asked me for that date,
I'll be glad to take your money,
'cause you asked me to get funny,
Just you wait, Billy Clinton; just you wait!

Just you wait, Billy Clinton; just you wait,
You'll discover that your hormones sealed your fate,
All the world will get a gander
At the way that you philander,
Oh, ho ho, Billy Clinton! Just you wait!

Ooh, Billy Clinton,
Just you think of what you tried to make me do,
Ooh, Billy Clinton,
You'll be hung to dry before I'm done with you,

Get your hands out of my blouse,
Go and cry to Mickey Kaus!

Oh, ho ho, Billy Clinton!
Oh, ho ho, Billy Clinton!

Just you wait!

(Amabile)
You thought I was a pushover at your beck and call,
You were looking for thrills that day I walked down the hall,
That evening you said to me, Oh Paula, old thing,
I'll make you very happy if my chimes you will ring!

Just step over here I ask of you,
I am sure you know just what to do,

You know I am the governor; that makes me the boss,
So if you know what's good for you then you'll come across,
What you just didn't count on is that I am well-bred,
And I am not about to give you...

(Pause)

(Poco piu mosso)
So! You won't give me my fun!
Don't you dare tell anyone!

(Allegro marziale)
But when I have said what I am going to say,
You will wish you'd been in Bosnia that day!
And the one to do the job, it,
Will be Lorena Bobbitt!

Oh, ho ho, Billy Clinton,
Watch the polls, Billy Clinton!

Just You Wait!

 


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